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I pee standing up!

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

i-peestandingup.com DO YOU?

TRUE STORY: When I was 16, I was squatting to pee in the woods and I fell down. Guess what I landed in…yup – poison ivy. Guess where I got it – yup… the worst imaginable spot and the worst imaginable case of poison ivy. It made a vaginal yeast infection seem like a walk in the park!

You can imagine how delighted I was to find this little device that ensures I WILL NEVER HAVE TO DISROBE AND SQUAT TO PEE EVER AGAIN!!!!

Now you might think this is only convenient for urinating outside, and while it is TERRIFIC for that – either with a skirt or pants (stay tuned for a photo of me using it with pants) it has lots of other uses too:

  • dirty gas station bathrooms
  • airplane bathrooms
  • porta-potties at concerts, festivals, street fairs, sports events, etc.
  • hiking and other outdoor sports, of course
  • marathon running and skiing!
  • traveling to other countries with sub-standard bathrooms
  • your “back to nature” friends who don’t have indoor plumbing
  • can’t find a bathroom? guys can pee behind a bush, now you can too!
Female urinating device lasts forever!

Female urinating device lasts forever!

My Honey, Justin, and I live on a farm in rural West Virginia (solar, organic, isolated) and we use composting toilets. We have found that if you DON’T pee in the composting “bucket” and cover your poop thoroughly with sawdust, there is no smell.

Justin installed a funnel type urinal for him to use, but it just didn’t work for my anatomy.

So began my search to find a way to pee that was easier than a female bedpan thing or plastic container, without going outside!

Now I pee, standing up, with my GoGirl female urination device,  right into his funnel. He thought I was the best before, but this really cinches the deal!!

Impress your boyfriend! Tickle your husband’s fancy! Pave the way for your daughters!!

Made from medical grade, soft silicone, the GoGirl lasts forever
and squishes up small to fit in your

  • pocket
  • purse
  • backpack
  • glove compartment
  • boyfriend’s pocket if you’re wearing a dress!

My boyfriend loves it! He thinks I’m so cool and cutting edge (well, he thought I was anyway)!! After use, I rinse it, dry it and put it back in the bag – I am giving away a free little drawstring cloth carry bag with every purchase of a Go-Girl.

i-Pee in a bag, free with your order!

Cloth bag FREE with order of GoGirl female urinating device!

If it’s not dried all the way, it can dry out through the bag. When there is no water available from a sink or a water bottle, I simply dry it with a tissue and rinse it when I can later. You can also wash it in the dishwasher!

This is the next best thing to sliced bread! It would make a good stocking stuffer, bachelorette party gift, mother’s day gift and of course birthday gift! Everyone I’ve given them to LOVED the idea of peeing standing up! Hey, get one and send me your photos – I’ll post them!! You go girl!!

Instructions are included, and it’s easy to learn to use it. You press it against your body and it makes a rather good seal. It takes practice a few times, but then you’re a pro and pee anywhere, anytime – standing up!!!

You may already have an iPod and an iPhone, now all you need to say is I pee with a Go-Girl!! Get a discount on THREE Go-Girls!

Click to go to the Go-Girl page now!

Kermit Sandwiches anyone?

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Tina's Kermit SandwichesIn speaking with some of you, I’ve mentioned these Kermit Sandwiches, as they are, by far, my favorite  food! They are simple and healthy

Sprouted Hemp Bread (French Meadow Bakery)
Ripe Avocado
Extra Virgin Cold Pressed Olive Oil or Hemp Oil
Scallions, Onions, Red Onions or RAW Garlic!
Ripe Tomatoes
Tina’s Everything Mix (see next post) or Fresh Cilantro, if available
Sprouts (Alfalfa, Clover, Broccoli, Onion, etc)
OR Romaine Lettuce Leaves
(see below)

I start by toasting the bread to add some nice crunch, drizzle on oil (we need a couple of tablespoons a day, so here’s a good way to get some), scoop out the avocado and mash onto the bread and sprinkle on the salt. If you’re using “Everything Mix” or chopped Cilantro add it now, spread minced onions or garlic, top with thick slices of tomatoes, sprinkle with more salt. Last, add either the sprouts or romaine lettuce leaves (or both!) as the top of the “sandwich”. Don’t be fooled by substitutes – the toasted Hemp Bread MAKES this sandwich!! And, I don’t like pepper, but sprinkle it on if you do! These Kermit Sandwiches (named because they’re so green) go great with cut-up cucumbers, celery, snap peas and carrots, all sprinkled with Himalayan Crystal Salt and a glass of Yerba Mate tea with vanilla and stevia!

URparamount's Himalayan Crystal SaltHimalayan Crystal Salt from 5,000 feet under the surface of the earth is quite different than surface sea salts or other mined salts. Very briefly, it is a true crystal and possesses the same frequency as our body. PLUS, it contains the same 84 minerals that we have in almost the exact proportions we need/have.  PLUS it’s in the ionic state so our body can utilize these minerals.  It is believed that the Himalayan Crystal Salt is THE primordial sea that we came out of, hence the nearly perfect mineral match! This salt is the dehydrated sea, possessing the sun’s power in its crystals. Table salt, like all processed foods, is an aberration from the natural salts and is to be avoided.

We need salt to function – remember, our tears, blood and lymph is salty!! We need salt to make hydrochloric acid in our stomachs for digestion! It seems we optimally need about 1/4 teaspoon per quart of water per day. We are an electrical being, running on salt and water. Do some homework on all this, and for a good read, get Salt: A World History, by Mark Kurlansky (order it from my left sidebar link to Amazon). Fascinating how the world’s history, from earliest times, can be linked to the pursuit of salt!

Although it’s not on my site yet, I do sell Himalayan Crystal Salt at $6.50 per pound for either the fine table grind, the pebbles for grinding or the rocks for making Sole (pronounced Soul-Ay) to give you an electrical energy boost. Read about Sole here! I sell the bulk salt in baggies, rather than fancy packages or jars. Email me if you’re interested.

Swine Flu Epidemic – Not Me! Protect Yourself!

Monday, April 27th, 2009

The Swine Flu is being reported in worldwide media and everyone is worried. Of course it will get worse before it gets better, and, some say the Swine Flu Epidemic will get very, very much worse.

Am I worried about Swine Flu? Am I worried about any flu? No, I’m not even worried about a cold!

You might wonder why, and I’m going to give you a brief rundown of my “health” regimen. In 1997 (the last time I was sick) I had bronchitis for 3 months. I willingly took every drug the doctors threw at me to try and shake it, but it took 3 months. I swore I’d never get sick again, and I haven’t.

Over the past 12 years I’ve refined my diet to be at least 50% raw (nuts, seeds, lots of veggies, small amount of fruits, sprouted & dehydrated foods). The other 50% consists of lightly steamed veggies, whole grains and the occasional homemade pizza (shh!) and even ice cream once in a while! Oh yeah, and I do drink red wine a couple times a month. That’s the basic diet.

However, there are some other healthy things I ingest daily. First what I don’t ingest is soda, juices, carbonated or bottled waters, processed foods, meats and dairy. These things are acidic, and I’ve studied and learned that acidity allows germs – viruses, bacteria, fungus – to take hold and multiply inside you. They thrive on acidity, and create additional acidity from their waste products! Read My Story, particularly the part about my swollen knee for proof there is not only fungus amongus, but fungus IN us!

This theory of disease, that germs are already in us, but it is the health of your internal system that allows them to take hold, or not, was also supported by Louis Pasteur, the notable 19th century French chemist and microbiologist best known for his remarkable breakthroughs in the causes and prevention of disease. He recanted his famous germ theory of disease (microbes invade us and make us sick, therefore you need pharmaceuticals) on his deathbed. His popular germ theory was officially accepted and became the basis of Western medicine in the late 19th century, and the rest is history. His rival at the time, Dr. Antoine Bechamp, a genius in the field of science, was less well connected to the wealthy and those in politics, so HIS theory is what Pasteur, on his deathbed, admitted was correct, stating, “The microbe is nothing. The terrain is everything.”

It therefore stands to reason that the swine flu virus (or other pathogen) does not CAUSE disease, but rather seeks out an environment where it can thrive best, and that is in oxygen-deprived, acidic bodies. Disease cannot thrive in a well-oxygenated, alkaline environment. Therefore, the best defense against microbes, germs, harmful bacteria and viruses, such as the swine flu virus, is to keep the body alkaline and oxygenated.This enables the body to cure itself of virtually all diseases ranging from influenza to cancer, AIDS, heart disease, asthma, diabetes, arthritis and more.

The philosophy of the alkaline diet (briefly) is that the body must maintain a pH balance of 7.365 in the blood and other cells. In the same way that it has to maintain your body temperature within a certain range – your body will also do whatever it takes to maintain that pH balance. To neutralize acids consumed, our body buffers with alkaline reserves. However, with the modern Western diet this buffer is always very quickly exhausted, and the body has to draw alkaline minerals (magnesium, potassium, sodium and calcium – principally) from wherever it can to keep our blood pH at 7.365. As stated earlier, when we consume too much acid and exhaust our alkaline buffers, our body is constantly being overloaded with acid build-up. Because the blood pH is so sensitive, a slight drop in the blood level, like to 7.2, gives a person the “condition” called Acidosis. Read more in “Your Body & pH articles…

Back to my lifestyle, in addition to being mostly vegan (a bit of cheese & fish a couple times a month), I believe in chlorophyll, good salt, good oils, and most importantly of all, good water.

I’ll address these each briefly:

  • CHLOROPHYLL: Veggies of course, predominately dark colored, and lots of broccoli. I also take Chlorella & Spirulina every day and you can read more about it here and in the articles on my site. Chlorophyll oxegenates your blood, plus these foods are alkalizing, and disease cannot live in an oxygenated, alkaline environment. Nobel Prize Winner Dr. Otto Warburg, in the 1930s(!), led us to the knowledge that cancer lives in a low oxygen environment like most bacteria. Every time Dr. Warburg lowered the oxygen level by 35% in a healthy cell, it became cancerous. Cancer needs a low oxygen environment to survive, as do other pathogens. Basically 99% of the time, a terminal cancer victims body is a thousand time more acidic than normal. This environment causes a low or no oxygen environment in which cancer and disease thrives.
  • Good SALT: Our body runs on water and salt, necessary for our electrical pathways. NOT ordinary table salt which is processed and the cause of all the “low-salt” diet hype, but good salt. I use only freely on all my food, and as a “Sole” as well. Although this is not up on my site yet, I sell this salt for $6.50/lb in fine granulated, small pebbles for grinding and larger rocks for making Sole. Do your research, then write me if you’re interested. Look up benefits, and, Salt Sole. You’ll find this salt’s mineral content almost exactly matches ours, as does the vibrational frequency of the salt. Other sea salts cannot match this Crystal Salt from 5,000 feet under the surface of the earth.
  • Good OILS: We need good oils for good functioning of all our body’s systems. Not the cheap stuff folks, sorry. Good oils like unrefined cold-pressed coconut oil, extra virgin cold-pressed olive oil, flax seed oil, hemp seed oil, fish oils and lots of fresh raw avocados!
  • Good WATER: By far, without a doubt, the most important part of a healthy diet plan! I won’t go on about the benefits of high-alkaline because you can read all about on my site and in lots of articles, but, since we are mostly water, it is essential to drink lots and good quality. Certainly the water from a , in my opinion, is the best and has done wonders for me.

All these components, together, keep me healthy. I haven’t been sick at all in 12 years. I believe my body is alkaline and running well so that it WILL NOT support the virus causing Swine Flu, any flu or cold virus. And maybe I’ll live to 120!

It takes work, and a bit of money, but these components can be yours, and you can be on the road to being healthy, staying healthy and avoiding Swine Flu!

Check out my water ionizers – my favorite is the Everest.

Check out my Chlorella & Spirulina Combo Tablets.

Check out Wilderness Family Naturals for GREAT Cold Pressed Coconut Oil at GREAT Prices! (Please click here, as I am an affiliate now!)

And email me about my Himalayan Crystal Salt at $6.50/lb. (Tina@URParamount.com)

My advice? Get healthy and stay healthy! It’s addictive!

Ionized Water Traveling Kit & DISCOUNT DEAL!

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

URparamount's pH Water Test Kit

I can’t always bring my traveling and I will go thirsty rather than drink “unknown” bottled water, chlorinated tap water or known acidic bottled water. I still make high on the GO and you can too!

I’ve fought a lifetime of chronic joint problems (see My Story) and now I feel better than ever, since drinking alkaline . I searched for a way to have when I’m out – when I can’t bring the actual water ionizer with me and can’t lug too many bottles.

Of course going out for the day I always bring a large bottle – 2 liters or more, depending on how long my day will be. PLAN AHEAD. Although my Bottled Water pH Chart (download for free) is helpful, obviously not every brand of water can be listed – there are scores of locally bottled waters across the country. Plus, I don’t want to pay for lousy water mixed with plastic chemicals!

URparamount's Portable Water Ionizer Sticks

So, if I can’t bring my ionizer,and I can’t lug bottles of ionized water I use these three essentials: pH Water Test Kit + Biodegradable Filter Bottle + Portable Water Ionizer Sticks

I test the pH of the tap water to be sure it’s at least neutral (7 pH), filter it through the filter bottle, and then ionize it with the ionizing sticks. I am freed from buying bottled water, yet I am drinking better water than you can buy! And, I am not drinking the plastic bottle leaching into my water!

READ THIS: LESS THAN 10% OF WATER BOTTLES get recycled!

I don’t participate in the insanely expensive & offensive trafficking of water – the petroleum cost of making the bottles and the transportation costs of moving heavy bottles. Think gas is expensive? Do the math: $1/bottle = $8/gallon for water. That’s insanity. Keep reading for my Ionized Water TO GO deal!

Whether I’m traveling by plane, enjoying a Caribbean cruise, soaking up the sun at a Dominican Republic resort, touring through Costa Rica or visiting Europe, my protocol is the same:

Biodegradable Filter Bottle

FIRST: I test the tap water pH, which should be at least 7 or 8 pH. IF, for some reason, I must use bottled water I certainly test that and if it is acidic I wait until I can locate better alkaline water.

SECOND: I fill the filter bottle and gently squeeze it, squirting the water out through the drinking cap into my 1 liter water bottle. This little filter removes the chlorine and dozens of other pollutants!

THIRD: I drop in 2 portable water ionizer sticks (1 per 500ml/16oz., 2 per liter/quart), shake my bottle 10 times, wait at least 30 minutes, and drink!

The longer the ionizer sticks remain in the bottle, the more ionization. I make a liter before going to bed and it’s good and ionized in the morning – often a 10 pH! You’ll know if the water is too ionized, as the water will taste “briny” so just dilute it a bit with filtered water. This rarely happens. Remember that the amount of ionization is always dependent on the mineral content of the source water.

Here’s the Ionized Water TRAVELING PACKAGE DEAL for you:

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YOU GET:
TWO Portable Water Ionizer Sticks @ $29.95 each = $59.90
ONE Biodegradable Filter Bottle @ $10.99

ONE Filter Replacement for Bottle @ $7.95
ONE pH Water Test Kit
@ $9.95
ONE pH Color-Coded Food Chart @ $4.95
ONE Bottled Water pH Pocket Chart
@ FREE
Shipping & Handling @ $9.80

Total would be $103.54

YOU PAY ONLY $75 AND GET FREE SHIPPING

PLUS, on your invoice, you’ll get an offer for a special deal when you buy a water ionizer!

TRAVEL IN STYLE (eco-style), JUST LIKE ME!

A word about 16 oz versus 1 liter bottles:

It is much easier to keep track of how much water you drink when drinking from a one liter or quart bottle, than lots of smaller bottles or glasses. I prepare my water in a 1 liter/quart bottle, and often drink it from a glass, but it is easy to remember if I’m on quart 3 or 4 by the end of the day, rather than small bottle number 7 or 8. Folks thank me for this bit of advice, as they tend to drink more water with the larger bottle system.

Some folks may laugh or roll their eyes at this whole procedure. Let them laugh – I’m drinking the best water possible on the go, for a fraction of the cost, both economically and eco-consciously, all while protecting my health.

JOIN ME! You only go ‘round once – make it count!

Click here to learn how much ionized water to drink every day.

Natural Products Show – Expo West was inspiring!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009
We recently returned from Expo West in Anaheim, CA with 1,900 exhibitors and over 53,000 attendees! I used to exhibit water at this show, and let me tell you, it’s very exciting! All the latest and cutting edge products are there and often the manufacturer or originator is on hand to speak with. Aside from having a great time reconnecting with old friends, meeting newer friends face-to-face for the first time, we also made some new friends!

An old friend of mine, and maybe yours if I introduced you in the past, is Smooth Move Tea! This laxative tea is in my traveling bag of tricks just in case I get a bit slowed down, which sometimes happens when traveling – rarely, but it does happen. So I just make a cup of this tea in the evening, and next morning, voila!
I really do keep a few Smooth Move tea bags in my toiletries bag for me and anyone else I might be traveling with. Here’s a photo of me with the Smooth Move movin’ outhouse!! Justin wants to make a few of these vehicles for use around the farm, like porta-potties!
Tina's Smooth Move
Patricia Bragg & Tina
We also met Patricia Bragg from Bragg Apple Cider Vinegar and Aminos. She was so gracious and gave us several signed books. Since Justin and I met at Expo West, somehow this came out with several more quick details. Patricia loved our “love story” and wants to perhaps feature us in a new book she’s writing!! She’d also like to visit us on the farm! I’ll keep you posted!!
Another interesting lady we met was 79 year old Japanese Linda who has an organic farm growing Ashitaba, an unusual and potent Japanese herb. Her’s seems to be extremely high quality, and this herb is used throughout Japan. It is a very powerful antioxidant, twice that of green tea. It provides energy without caffeine and is sold in juice bars at major Japanese subway stations 24/7. It also relieves pain, aids in weightloss, increases mental clarity, and is cited in many testimonials for “helping” cancer (we have to be careful about what we say because of the FDA). I just got some in stock if you are interested. I have capsules, powder and a tincture that can be applied to skin eruptions. Watch for more information soon!
Linda from Ashitaba
Tina & Bill
I reconnected with my old friends, Bill from Yi-Shan ionizer manufacturing company, and my Watershed pals too, Bob McCauley, Patti & Ryan. We will soon be offering a radical new ionizer, that departs from standard electrode plates and uses an ionizing disk in much less space! Stay tuned for this development!
Margaritas
And of course, Justin and I marked our “sacred ground” – our meeting place in the 2900 aisle of Expo West with appropriate kisses and gratitude to the powers that be who brought us together! We celebrated his birthday in Mexican style with huge Mango Margaritas!
Justin won a plush panda!
Winning the Panda!
Ohbeeb from NYC
We saw our friend Ohbeeb from NYC, who knew us both independantly before we were together! She sells the greatest raw chocolate-spirulina bars, Wild Bar!

What the Bleep Do We Know

Sunday, March 1st, 2009
This movie addresses quantum physics and the part of our universe that we cannot touch, cannot see and cannot hear, but is there. It has been shown that by a person simply observing, the stream of electrons shot through the air can be influenced. So, if this is possible, what else is possible?
hexagonal water crystals
Dr. Masaru Emoto has demonstrated that the structure of water can be influenced for the better by a person’s kindness and love! He developed a system to freeze water and then photograph the frozen water crystals. He found that pure, healthy water forms better water crystals than polluted water.
Ultimately, the result of his work shows us that healthier water has a hexagonal structure. This is exactly what the molecular scientists have concluded as well, that the hexagonally structured water is more protective of your health than pentagonal water (Penta Water) or irregular shaped water molecules.
Among the many beneficial attributes of high alkaline , the produces micro-clustered water molecules. Instead of the irregular amount of molecules in a cluster, the ionizer causes many clusters of 6 water molecules, hence, “hexagonal water”. The bond angle of hexagonal water is much more powerful than larger or smaller clumps of water molecules. This strong bond, among other benefits, plays a role in protecting your DNA from free radical damage, and preventing pollutants from entering your cells.
poorly formed water crystal
To learn more about Quantum Physics, Dr. Masaru Emoto and hexagonal water crystals I highly recommend watching “What the BLEEP Do We Know” and its sequel, “Down the Rabbit Hole”!