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TRUE STORY: When I was 16, I was squatting to pee in the woods and I fell down. Guess what I landed in…yup – poison ivy. Guess where I got it – yup… the worst imaginable spot and the worst imaginable case of poison ivy. It made a vaginal yeast infection seem like a walk in the park!

You can imagine how delighted I was to find this little device that ensures I WILL NEVER HAVE TO DISROBE AND SQUAT TO PEE EVER AGAIN!!!!

Now you might think this is only convenient for urinating outside, and while it is TERRIFIC for that – either with a skirt or pants (stay tuned for a photo of me using it with pants) it has lots of other uses too:

• dirty gas station bathrooms
• airplane bathrooms
• porta-potties at concerts, festivals, street fairs, sports events, etc.
• hiking and other outdoor sports, of course
• marathon running and skiing!
• traveling to other countries with sub-standard bathrooms
• your “back to nature” friends who don’t have indoor plumbing
• can’t find a bathroom? guys can pee behind a bush, now you can too!

Female urinating device lasts forever!

My Honey, Justin, and I live on a farm in rural West Virginia (solar, organic, isolated) and we use composting toilets. We have found that if you DON’T pee in the composting “bucket” and cover your poop thoroughly with sawdust, there is no smell.

Justin installed a funnel type urinal for him to use, but it just didn’t work for my anatomy.

So began my search to find a way to pee that was easier than a female bedpan thing or plastic container, without going outside!

Now I pee, standing up, with my GoGirl female urination device,  right into his funnel. He thought I was the best before, but this really cinches the deal!!

Impress your boyfriend! Tickle your husband’s fancy! Pave the way for your daughters!!

Made from medical grade, soft silicone, the GoGirl lasts forever
and squishes up small to fit in your

• pocket
• purse
• backpack
• glove compartment
• boyfriend’s pocket if you’re wearing a dress!

My boyfriend loves it! He thinks I’m so cool and cutting edge (well, he thought I was anyway)!! After use, I rinse it, dry it and put it back in the bag – I am giving away a free little drawstring cloth carry bag with every purchase of a Go-Girl.

Cloth bag FREE with order of GoGirl female urinating device!

If it’s not dried all the way, it can dry out through the bag. When there is no water available from a sink or a water bottle, I simply dry it with a tissue and rinse it when I can later. You can also wash it in the dishwasher!

This is the next best thing to sliced bread! It would make a good stocking stuffer, bachlorette party gift, mother’s day gift and of course birthday gift! Everyone I’ve given them to LOVED the idea of peeing standing up! Hey, get one and send me your photos – I’ll post them!! You go girl!!

Instructions are included, and it’s easy to learn to use it. You press it against your body and it makes a rather good seal. It takes practice a few times, but then you’re a pro and pee anywhere, anytime – standing up!!!

You may already have an iPod and an iPhone, now all you need to say is I pee with a Go-Girl!! Get a discount on THREE Go-Girls!

Click to go to the Go-Girl page now!

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